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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 2:56 PM Hide Post
I'll plunder yer coffer, ye grog-snarfing bilge-rat... Shiver me timbers!.
Posts: 26 | Location (City, State): Cincinnati | Registered: Tue November 06 2007


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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 3:19 PM Hide Post
You post in a way that makes slugs and other invertebrates look like Nobel Prize winners. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.

In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.
Posts: 26 | Location (City, State): Cincinnati | Registered: Tue November 06 2007

Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 3:19 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 3:26 PM Hide Post
Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face like a boiled Octopus. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.
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Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 3:26 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 3:39 PM Hide Post
Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. Any friend of yours is a lousy judge of character. Seriously, I've come across decomposing dog carcases that are less offensive to the senses than you are. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Who am I kidding? You would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.
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Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 3:39 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 3:54 PM Hide Post
It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."

There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
Posts: 26 | Location (City, State): Cincinnati | Registered: Tue November 06 2007

Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 3:54 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 4:11 PM Hide Post
Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last.

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. Nah, of course you would.

In closing, why don't you put your glasses on backwards and walk into yourself?
Posts: 26 | Location (City, State): Cincinnati | Registered: Tue November 06 2007

Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 4:11 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 4:16 PM Hide Post
Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.
Posts: 26 | Location (City, State): Cincinnati | Registered: Tue November 06 2007

Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 4:16 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 4:20 PM Hide Post
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
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Ignored post by Evil Lil Shit posted Nov 25, 4:20 PM Show Post

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Evil Lil Shit
Newba Pluba
Posted Nov 25, 7:42 PM Hide Post
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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