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Santa Claus
North Pole Headquarters

Dear Fxxxxxx Children,

I am writing to you tonight to inform you that I received naughty reports on all of you throughout the year. I am over looking this report this year. However if you insist on being naughty, next year you will receive only coal in your stockings and NO presents under the tree.

Also due to the Shortage of Trees, I am not wrapping your presents this year. We must think of the environment. It is your duty to not waste paper this year.

I had heard that you all wanted a Wii this year. I had one specially made for you, but one of the younger Elf’s brought it to their room to play and did not return it in time. I have chosen other gifts for you instead.

Kevin, you are a very thoughtful little man. I have given you not only a glove for your brother, but also a glove for you. Take good care of it.

Hannah, I see your old stroller is still in good condition, so for you I have chosen this set of baby equipment. Take good care of it.

Tommy, I have had so many reports of your love for Dragons, but at the same time I get as many reports of your inability to control your temper. I am hopeful that this Hour Glass will help you calm yourself when you are angry or frustrated. It is magical. When your Parents or grandmother tell you to calm down, take your hour glass and turn it over. Sit in a quiet place and drink a glass of water. By the time the sand has run out, you should feel better. In some cases you may have to turn it over twice. Good Luck, I hope to hear an excellent behavior report on you next year. I am real, but I cannot let you video tape me or catch me. Ho Ho Ho.
Signed your Friend, Santa Claus

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Originally posted by Sheltieluvr:
Haha! You are so funny.

Loved your poem too.