Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: What possessed me to think that I was capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? I am nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. I'm a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum I was born from, retard. Maybe I wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if I'd had enough oxygen at birth.
Sorry. I only speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English after I post, please? I tried learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict my next literary abomination on this message board. I refer to my latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, I have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense.
If I called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Do I speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? Someone suggested that I hone my writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
I would be out of my depth in a parking lot puddle. It's truly amazing the way I never let an idea interrupt the flow of my typing, but then, making sense isn't my area of expertise, is it? Have you ever noticed that whenever I sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
I'm busy trying to imagine myself with a personality. Maybe I'd be less boring once I got to know myself better, but I don't want to take that chance.
Oh really, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself!!!
Posts: 1750 | Location (City, State): My House, Florida | Registered: Fri June 09 2006
Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you'd had enough oxygen at birth.
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense.
If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance.
It takes a lot of intelligence to copy and paste insults from a website. ROFLMAO
Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: Thank you! Myauntruth you proved my point. They say they know who I am from the way I write. Like they say they know who you are. Let 'em think what they want. I hope they don't get a brain strain.
They can’t comprehend that an outsider has been reading the forum for months. Before signing up and posting. This has to be the worst group of people on the internet. I agree whole heartedly This and the other links I have visited from this site. Ohmygosh,
Posts: 127 | Location (City, State): Temecula CA | Registered: Mon March 26 2007
Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema. You're a waste of time, space, air, flesh, and the rectum you were born from, retard. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you'd had enough oxygen at birth.
Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board. I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense.
If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance.
It takes a lot of intelligence to copy and paste insults from a website. ROFLMAO
Hey evil lil shit, look at this post again you idiot! Myauntruth is calling you an IDIOT because all your insults are coming from the link she/he provided above. LMAOROTF.
Thanks for the laugh at you!
Posts: 1750 | Location (City, State): My House, Florida | Registered: Fri June 09 2006
Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: Thank you! Myauntruth you proved I am an idiot without a brain. They say they know who I am from the way I write. Like they say they know who you are.
They can’t comprehend that an outsider has been reading the forum for months. Before signing up and posting. This has to be the best group of people on the internet. Thank you for pointing out the website I have stolen insults from. Ohmygosh,
Posts: 1750 | Location (City, State): My House, Florida | Registered: Fri June 09 2006
So who said they knew who you were because of the way you write?????!!!!!! Because I did make the statement of knowing who you were but did not say because of the way you write.
If you don't like this place why would you keep coming back???? Why waste your time of putting in your 2 cents to contribute to even more bashing that you are saying shows others of being mental? One in the same isn't it? Doesn't matter if it comes from your typing fingers or others, a name doesn't matter, bashing is bashing no matter who is doing it. Hypocritical??
Just because some can have a sense of humor with things that you had nothing to do with doesn't make them mental or have mental issues. Yes some posts are out of frustration because it really has been the same crap day after day for years and after a while it gets old. So some like to make the best of it and make fun of the way things go around here. Although since you are "New" you wouldn't know how things are year after year RIGHT????
Let's also not forget your first about 10 posts were joining in on the "fun" and nobody paid you any attention so right away you decided to throw in your opinion of everyone being mental. Trying to get more bashing going? Bringing posts back up, hoping to join in on all that great fun? Guess we could also say since you are "new" and decided to join in just when things were so "hot" that you must need some mental help. A "mentally normal" person would of turned and walked away and not looked back. But you couldn't do that, could you?
There you just got the attention you had been looking for. Hope you feel better that you have joined in on all the great "fun."
Bash away now, I heard one of the rooms was coming open tomorrow, you could move right in.
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Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: Thank you! Myauntruth you proved my point. They say they know who I am from the way I write. Like they say they know who you are.
They can’t comprehend that an outsider has been reading the forum for months. Before signing up and posting. This has to be the worst group of people on the internet. This and the other links I have visited from this site. Ohmygosh,
Saving just one animal won't change the world, but it will change HIS world!
Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: Now you know what you look like to people outside this forum. You must be proud. I was not joining in I was laughing at you big difference! We read all they way back on some posts to 2004 so yes we have a good grasp of it. You should know you have an office full of people reading here with me. Some don’t even think this forum is for real they think it’s a spoof forum, a joke.
Tell all your co-workers that if they don't get back to work before the boss catches them that they will get fired and have to go on assistance and may end up in our comfy lil hospital recieving their happy pills from the nice man in the white cloths too.
Can I ask why are you so interested in all this if you don't like what you are reading? I know myself personally see it all as something fun and insane to do to keep my insanity sharp. It is all fun and games until someone brakes a finger nail.
Posts: 1750 | Location (City, State): My House, Florida | Registered: Fri June 09 2006
Your kidding, a WHOLE office full? Now I might of believed you had you said a half an office. But a whole office? Let's see there are a number of other guests that don't sign in but come to read, didn't phase me to think of all those people but now that I know a WHOLE office is here, that changes everything. I don't get your point, because there is none. I guess alot of your points don't make sense. Like the point of needing to get a job. Well you have a job yet you come here on office time. Do you think you are the only one capable of milking their job while sitting on a worthless forum reading posts from idiotic people? Although I don't get on here during my office time, I do it on my own time. I think with all those people reading this forum we should charge for our comedy. I mean come on, with all those in the audience why would we give up on this fun now? We have fans!!! I also have a hard time believing that you went back and read to 2004. Not saying you can't but why would someone that thinks this place is crazy waste their time going back and reading?? And then to top it off post with the rest of us. I know, because only a old member would have connections to things here to feel the need to go back and read AND post. Although an "old" member wouldn't need too. Specially because an old member wouldn't of known that PW's former name was PD unless of course that "new" member was old. Do you think you are the only "new" person that has said they have gone back and read? NOPE. We have all been through the "new" member posts and know how you "new" members work.
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Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: Now you know what you look like to people outside this forum. You must be proud. I was not joining in I was laughing at you big difference! We read all they way back on some posts to 2004 so yes we have a good grasp of it. You should know you have an office full of people reading here with me. Some don’t even think this forum is for real they think it’s a spoof forum, a joke.
Saving just one animal won't change the world, but it will change HIS world!
Didn't mean to not respond to this part. But you are no longer a person outside this forum. You are with us now, you post, you are on the inside. No going back now. Welcome ELS! We didn't mean to be rude and not give you the warm Pluba welcome. Usually we say, sit down, relax and enjoy our company. But you have already been doing that so I will just say, glad you joined us.
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Originally posted by Evil Lil Shit: Now you know what you look like to people outside this forum. You must be proud.
Saving just one animal won't change the world, but it will change HIS world!
I wish I had a pic of a zombie right now, I would post it with my "Welcome to the insanity of all pluba's happy people forum". You are one of us now, don't you feel it in your veins. Any moment now, you butt will glue itself to the seat automatically. Your fingers will twitch, you pupils will grow larger, rounder, blacker. You will now buy all the depends that the store has to offer. Tee hee hee, Brains, I need more Brains -- {LOL that is because someone here sucked mine out of my head and won't give them back, I won't mention any names but she does know every thing there is to know about anything and everything.}
So anyway, how is your night going? Mine is just peachy well with the exception of the fact that my depends needs changing. Darn nurse is never around when you need her and the nice man in the white shirt is late and I neeeeeeed my happy pill. damn conceit block buildings. My straight jacket is on to tight and it is a pain in the neck to type with the keyboard behind me all the time. If they would just give me back my padded room.
So we have fans, well well well. Is this my 15 minutes of fame? Darn I was hoping to do something specktacular, {shut up I know that is not spelt right and just don't care right now} Like bring my dead ex-husband back to life so I can laugh at him while he is in jail.
So Mya what are you doing tonight?
Nothing, why?
Just wondering.
Oh okay. Well I am trying to use this 4 oz bottle of nail polish remover to unglue myself from my seat.
How is that working for ya?
Well, I gotta say "its not!" but it is a nice feeling just the same.
Ya ah okay!
well crap, sorry to disappoint the fans in your office, {gosh your boss must love you all} but that is all I have for tonight. Come back tomorrow for my new act. I stand on my head and blow bubbles out my ars. Smelly yes but musical just the same!
Posts: 1750 | Location (City, State): My House, Florida | Registered: Fri June 09 2006
Originally posted by myakkacity: Hey what happen to 'oh holy know it all'? Seems she has finally run out of things to say. LOL this seems to happen every time I come on here and .
Well my work here is done. Carry on as you were, I shall lurk for a while.
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Well, that shouldn't last for long Mya. I am getting ready to post my pictures from my dr. appt yesterday. I was just too tired to post them last night. It was a long day and when I got home had many other things to attend to, so I went to bed early and decided to wait until today to tell everyone about the days' events. Although PW says she can't read or post over there, I'm sure she has enough "friends" who will copy and paste for her as they always seem to do.
Then she can come back over here and rant and rave about what a liar I am and that should provide another couple of days of PW entertainment for all the bored Plubians.
Gotta give me about 20 minutes though because I have LOTS of pictures.
However, please note that they aren't very pretty so if you have a weak stomach or faint at the sight of "ickyness" you may want to pass and not look. However, I got rave reviews from the doctor and he says it looks great and does not anticipate any further surgery!
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