German Shepherd Dog
(Red Neck) Poh-leece Dawg
Poodle
(Red Neck) Circus Dawg
St. Bernard
(Red Neck) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"
Doberman Pinscher
(Red Neck) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches
Beagle
(Red Neck) Rabbit Dawg
Rottweiler
(Red Neck) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard
the still.
Yellow Lab
(Red Neck) Ol' Yeller Dawg
Black Lab
(Red Neck) Duck fetchin' Dawg
Greyhound
(Red Neck) Greased Lightnin' Dawg
Malinois
(Red Neck) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg
Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
(Red Neck) Prize Coon Dawgs
Pekinese
(Red Neck) Mop Dawg
Chinese Crested
(Red Neck) Nekkid Dawg
Dachshund
(Red Neck) Wienie Dawg
Siberian Husky
(Red Neck) Sled-Pullin' Dawg
Bouvier, Komondor
(Red Neck) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"
Great Dane, Mastiff
(Red Neck) Danged BIG Dawg
Any dog that raids the hen house
(Red Neck) Egg-Suckin' Dawg
Any lazy dog
(Red Neck) Good fer nothin' Dawg
Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
(Red Neck) Best danged Dawg I ever had
Some people are so worthless that even their sh!t is worth more than they are! THINK ABOUT IT... at least their sh!t can be used for fertilizer.