Announcing "THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH" Videotape



Intended for all those who want to breed little fluffy in order to let their
children experience the "miracle" of birth, this real-time video tape set
can either substitute for home breeding or guide you in making the most of
your breeding decision.

! Experience the joys of seeing a live puppy pop effortlessly from its
mother's body and see her consume the bloody afterbirth! (Most children will
squeal with delight when seeing this for the first time - many will make a
life-long commitment to celibacy then and there.)

! Enjoy watching the frantic efforts of a breeder trying to resuscitate a
still-born puppy.

! See the hilarious actions of a bitch who searches for the puppy she thinks
she just dropped but which was quickly tossed into the wastebasket because
it was only a blackened, half-developed fetus.

! Reserve a full 36 hours to see the entire set of tapes in one sitting to
really share the drama, boredom, and exhaustion of the breeder as she labors
to help her struggling bitch in extended labor.

! Watch as a breeder tries to recruit several helpers to carry her dying
bitch to the car for transport to the nearest animal hospital in a futile
attempt at saving the beloved family pet (Seeing the children crying and
asking what is happening is half the fun!)

! Follow the fun as a breeder and his wife alternate duties during a full
week of 4-hour bottle feedings with a fading puppy while also trying to keep
13 others dry and healthy!

And, as an extra added attraction:

! Laugh with us at the madcap antics of a typical shelter worker as she
accepts new animals while keeping a straight face as mom and dad assure
little Kevin that the nice lady will take VERY GOOD care of 8-year fluffy!
Enjoy the thrills as she later, reluctantly, shoves unwanted puppies and
adult dogs into a gas chamber as she chokes back tears and goes home to try
and explain to her children just what she does at work!

! And, for a limited time only, we will include free of charge the video
tape of a recent arrest made by the local animal control officer who
discovered that someone had falsely declared his male dogs neutered (to save
on license fees) and then discovered he was planning to do the job himself
at home!

The second half of the same bonus tape shows the chagrin of a backyard
breeder who was tracked down from her telephone number which was all she
ever gave out. This wonderful person would arrange to meet people at local
shopping malls where she handed over her 4-5 week-old puppies for $120 each!
We were all amazed to find that those 20 pup! pies she was selling each year
all came from the same single bitch and dog.

Yes, if you, or a friend, are considering breeding Fluffy to show children
the "miracle" of birth, be sure to get this video and show them the miracle
of death at the same time!

We have high hopes for this video, following as it does on the tremendous
success of our first effort: "Do it yourself home vasectomy, featuring
George "squeaky" Baker," and its sequel, "Do it yourself home explosives
mixing, by Bob "lefty" Anderson."

!Special to the first five purchasers, one frozen still-born puppy - just
wait until you take it home and see how the kids' eyes light up as the pup
thaws!!

Copyright 1996, John A. McCormick, President and CEO, Nocturnal Aviation
Videos.Reproduction and distribution of this advertisement in its entirety
strongly encouraged.

Phone, e-mail, or postal orders! NOT accepted, this tape is sold ONLY in
person because I REALLY want to meet you.

That's discusting.

Sometimes the truth needs to be exactly what could happen I did not ask you to read it.

I dont think so called "breeders" are any better either. Everyone who breeds dogs are doing it for the same selfish purposes... Money and prestige! Has anyone ever asked a dog if they wanted to be in a dog show or be bred and go through all that ? NO , its all selfishness! SHAME ON ALL dog MONGERS!

This might sound silly, but how would a dog answer that?
just wondering....hmmmmmm

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because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind. --

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Originally posted by KERRY1:
I dont think so called "breeders" are any better either. Everyone who breeds dogs are doing it for the same selfish purposes... Money and prestige! Has anyone ever asked a dog if they wanted to be in a dog show or be bred and go through all that ? NO , its all selfishness! SHAME ON ALL dog MONGERS!

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Everyone who breeds dogs is NOT doing it for selfish purposes. It's natural for animals to breed, all animals. It's mother nature by the way, or God, same thing. Man was created and given dominion over the animals.

And John your story was indeed discusting and NOT an acurate portrayal of the whelping process! Most usually whelping goes quite smoothly. In over 12 litters of Brittanys in three years, ( four litters a year) we have only lost three puppies out of 100 plus puppies. And we have found loving homes for all the puppies. And we have never had to take the bitch to the vet for a c-section either. The whelping process goes quite smoothly. Granted my husband and I are experienced breeders. However we had to start somewhere too. And granted there are more risks for smaller breeds. But still you are not accurate to portray the whelping process as you did in your story. Even when a family is lacking in experience when they breed Fluffy, chances are 99.9 % that the whelping process will go quite smoothly. Mother nature is simply amazing!

Nice Rose, figures you would think it's aok to be a backyard breeder. Things DO go wrong. Especially for a novice. but you seem to think it's ok for someone to breed their little pet, how irresponsible. Responsible people/breeders try to teach people NOT to breed their pets. You are poopooing all that. Nice.

I personally think that the 'advertisement' should be reprinted and posted where ever puppies are sold.

Mimi

'When we stop learning, we die.'

I noticed that was posted in a couple of places on this forum. My guess is that it's directed at a particular person or persons? Don't know, but appears to be. I think it was in the breeder's forum a while back too.

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--Be who you are and say what you feel:
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind. --

It's on page 3 of the Breeders' Corner - last post was Aug. 11.

Mimi

'When we stop learning, we die.'

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Originally posted by AmPugs:
I personally think that the 'advertisement' should be reprinted and posted where ever puppies are sold.

Mimi

'When we stop learning, we die.'

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Sorry I disagree and think it should go in the garbage pail.

I guess I just don't get the reason for that being posted by john. I read it twice already.
Must have missed something?

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--Be who you are and say what you feel:
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind. --

Rosemarie runs a puppy mill ..nananaananaaaa

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Originally posted by Rosemarie:

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Originally posted by AmPugs:
I personally think that the 'advertisement' should be reprinted and posted where ever puppies are sold.

Mimi

'When we stop learning, we die.'

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Sorry I disagree and think it should go in the garbage pail.

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Responsible breeders don't think like that.

Don't think like what? I don't agree with the sick-joke tone of the whole post - But I see nothing at all wrong with laying out in black and white exactly what can go wrong. It may even make somebody think twice about breeding the family pet, if they hear the down-side. What they say happened in that 'video' is not that far-fetched. I know several families who have lived out that 'video' at least in part - the sick part is that they'll do it again.

Mimi

'When we stop learning, we die.'

ampugs, I was responding to our irresponsible friend Rosey posey wosey.

I thought so.

Mimi

'When we stop learning, we die.'

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Originally posted by AmPugs:
I thought so.

Mimi

When we stop learning, we die.'

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Ampugs I am so glad you and Carla have made up.

Rosey,
What are you doing?

Have you checked your private topics?

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--Be who you are and say what you feel:
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind. --

Rosie is trolling---- SHhhh