Little Boy Explains the Government

A LITTLE BOY GOES TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,
"WHAT IS POLITICS??

DAD SAYS, "WELL SON, LET ME TRY TO
EXPLAIn IT THIS WAY:


I'M THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, SO CALL ME
the PRESIDENT.

YOUR MOTHER IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE

MONEY, SO CALL HER THE GOVERNMENT.



WE'RE HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEEDS, SO WE'LL CALL YOU THE PEOPLE.


THE NANNY, WE'LL CONSIDER THE WORKING
CLASS, AND YOUR BABY BROTHER, WE'LL CALL HIM THE FUTURE. NOW THINK ABOUT THAT AND SEE IF IT MAKES ANY SENSE."


SO THE LITTLE BOY GOES OFF TO BED THINKING ABOUT WHAT DAD HAS SAID.



LATER THAT NIGHT, HE HEARS HIS BABY
BROTHER CRYING, SO HE GETS UP TO CHECK ON HIM. HE FINDS THAT:

THE BABY HAS SEVERELY SOILED HIS DIAPER.


SO THE LITTLE BOY GOES TO HIS PARENT'S
ROOM AND FINDS HIS MOTHER SOUND ASLEEP.



NOT WANTING TO WAKE HER, HE GOES TO THE
NANNY'S ROOM. FINDING THE DOOR LOCKED, HE
PEEKS IN THE KEYHOLE AND SEES HIS FATHER IN BED
WITH THE NANNY. HE GIVES UP AND GOES BACK TO BED.



THE NEXT MORNING THE LITTLE BOY SAYS TO
HIS FATHER, "DAD, I THINK I UNDERSTAND THE
CONCEPT OF POLITICS NOW."


THE FATHER SAYS, "GOOD, SON, TELL ME IN
YOUR OWN WORDS WHAT YOU THINK POLITICS IS ALL
ABOUT."


THE LITTLE BOY REPLIES, "THE PRESIDENT IS
SCREWING THE WORKING CLASS WHILE THE GOVERNMENT IS SOUND ASLEEP. THE PEOPLE ARE BEING IGNORED AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP ****!!!!

That about sums it up.

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You have to consider that both of the states I've lived in have their own forms of 'Good 'Ole Boys' politics.

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