Confessions: Anonymous posters only please - Topic The People of Pluba Land

Very Good Pluba

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David, you bastard, where the hell is my child support payment?!

I had a child with you too you know, or were you so busy Dancing In The Street with Mick, that you failed to notice. You are over 10 years late.

Posts: 4928 | Location (City, State): Gorham, Maine | Registered: Sun January 25 2004

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Labluvr

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Ok, well I neglected to say that I have also been seeing Matthew McConaghey. I am also pregnant, and I really don't know who the father is, Derek, Alex, or Matthew. I am having triplets!!

**Labluvr**

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dogs already think I am.

Posts: 3190 | Registered: Sun December 21 2003

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Timmy's Girl

Exceptional Pluba

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This all sounds like the National Enquiror (sp???) Besides, Mick Jagger said he wanted ME! LOL!

(see, I can cut loose as well as anyone!)

.-=The passion is to keep the faith where all are different, all are great!=-.

Posts: 5676 | Location (City, State): Physically here, but left my heart in LA | Registered: Sun February 15 2004

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Timmy's Girl

Exceptional Pluba

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quote:
Originally posted by Newfie:
Well, Britney Spears has been lip syncing to my songs. That girl can't even carry a tune. It's my voice making all that money for her - and I don't even get a royalty check!!!

I knew she could never carry a tune! She tries to dance too, and is horrible!

.-=The passion is to keep the faith where all are different, all are great!=-.

Posts: 5676 | Location (City, State): Physically here, but left my heart in LA | Registered: Sun February 15 2004

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OwnedByAChi

Pluba Freshman
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I sued Snoop Doggy Dog because he put me in his DoggyStyle/Girls Gone Wild video! He didnt ask my permission!

That'll teach him, I bet hes missing his 2 mill I got from him.

~Whoever said big things come in small packages must of had a Chihuahua!~

Posts: 740 | Location (City, State): Iowa | Registered: Wed October 08 2003

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Very Good Pluba

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I'm still waiting for David to come back on the board so I can slap him silly.....

Posts: 4928 | Location (City, State): Gorham, Maine | Registered: Sun January 25 2004

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You rang dear?
I must confess, I like it when ya slap me, especially when I get silly. lol

Now how's about you forgetting all about old mick there and going out with me? i'm much more entertaining...

Very Good Pluba

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I DID you out with you, and look what happened! Where is my child support??????

(slap, slap, SLAP!)

Posts: 4928 | Location (City, State): Gorham, Maine | Registered: Sun January 25 2004

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That's right. I must be getting old. Hmmm...I know where your child support is, the check is in the mail.
Now how about going out on the town for a bit? I'll fly ya to Ireland in my personal jet and take you to see all the sites. But ya gotta stop calling me Davie.

Very Good Pluba

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No, the only person I call "Davie" is Davie Jones, my third husband. No one shakes his tamborine like him (swoon, sigh). I will be expecting my check today then "DAVID", and then maybe you can see "Dimdwazzle" your son. Why did you ever make me name him that??????

Posts: 4928 | Location (City, State): Gorham, Maine | Registered: Sun January 25 2004

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So then, it was an accident that you called me Davie that night not so long ago? Well!

Now that I'm over that one, I can't see Dimdwazzle because it hurts to look at him. He's so much better looking than me. Must have taken after your side of the family.

You really have forgotten why you named him Dimdwazzle, haven't you?
Refresher course on memory lane:
It's because the lights were so dim that rainy night that I dwazzled your off your feet and you feel madly in love with me with just a wink of my eye. (Notice I keep winking at you now)
And it beat the heck out of what your mother-in-law wanted to name him -- do you remember what that was?

Very Good Pluba

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(sigh) I certainly do. She wanted to name him "Wilamawolamawo". Just imagine registering him for kindergarten.

And your memory is failing, that night not so long ago was over 10 years ago. Did you "fall off the wagon" again? I looked in my mailbox and didn't see a check. I called my lawyer and we're coming over there to smack you two ways till Tuesday my friend!!!

Posts: 4928 | Location (City, State): Gorham, Maine | Registered: Sun January 25 2004

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ShihHappens

Good Pluba

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I have a confession. Once in awhile I get this crazy urge to strangle a poster who doesnt even have the guts to register before they post. lol

Christina

"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

Posts: 2900 | Location (City, State): USA | Registered: Fri December 26 2003

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Sally

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Hey, sometimes I get that urge too. Do ya think it might be contagious? lol

Posts: 2535 | Location (City, State): CYBERSPACE | Registered: Thu August 07 2003

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Yes

pup_pet

Good Pluba

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quote:
Originally posted by Guest:
Make up a name that isn't the name of a registered member and post your confessions here. You can confess anything you want here. You won't get absolution, but you might feel better afterwards, plus it will make great reading material.

I'll start:

I'm obsessesd with a certain member of this board. I am so attached to this person that I feel pain when they don't post. I have to read every one of their posts. I never post to them for fear of giving myself away. Do you think I'm sick or just in love/infatuated?

OoohOooh, me too! I must confess, I spend countless hours fantasizing about Mr.Pitt AND the MOD! I think his posts on hipnotizing us to get along are really desparate attempts to make us all worship him!

Sorry Mod and Mr. Pitt, but since it is a confession I feel I must tell all, so everyone should know that I have been having an affair with both of them and they really do look like their Avatars!hehehe, hey, this is kinda fun

OK,OK, not really, in all truth I am having an afair with Steve from Blues Clues, he usually shows up about 5 min.'s after my husband leaves for work( since he feels the need to make such a racket each morning) and is here twice a day, he always brings that da** blue dog and it hasn't had any shots! I just love it when he sings to me though

He sees all my potential, he says I can do anything........that I wanna do.

There isn't REALLY someone on here obsessed with someone else though right? How can you even know if the person you are obsessed with is really male or female. I just don't know if that is healthy.

Posts: 2264 | Location (City, State): PA,USA | Registered: Thu January 08 2004

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The Mod

"Be Civil, not Sybil"
~Grand Master Pluba~
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The last person that had a fantasy about me was back during the second world war.

It's good to know I may still have it

-mod

Posts: 1477 | Registered: Wed March 19 2003

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Sally

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quote:
Originally posted by Talk Moderator:
The last person that had a fantasy about me was back during the second world war.

It's good to know I may still have it

-mod

I beg to differ...lol

Posts: 2535 | Location (City, State): CYBERSPACE | Registered: Thu August 07 2003

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OMG sally are you lonely ...lol

AnotherAurora

Good Pluba

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Just wanted to let ya'll know...Elvis is still alive, and all mine!!!

Posts: 1786 | Registered: Wed April 14 2004

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