Damn! When you fell out of the ugly tree, you must've hit every branch on the way down!! .. and climbed back up for a second try.
<LardButt>
Posted
So, how fat are you by now?
<Bill>
Posted
I wrote a song just for you, crystalk:
I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you Oh wait! Yes i do.
<more>
Posted
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head Or did a truck run over your face instead There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
You're ugly! U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl) You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you You're the main attraction at the city zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab (so funny)
<LUV YA>
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You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig Uncle fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin You can't disguise your googly eyes In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize Yo mama says you ugly - You ugly!
<Oh wait, I am a blonde!>
Posted
U.u.u.u. Now i feel like blondie
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle. (maybe you should take them up on it, I heard you could use the bucks)
Originally posted by Buns: Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle. (maybe you should take them up on it, I heard you could use the bucks)
huh?
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