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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into a local retail pharmacy and walked directly up to the pharmacy lab. She looked straight into the eyes of the pharmacist and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked her, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose my license! They'd throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide under ANY circumstances!!!" The lady looked at the pharmacist for a moment, then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture, turned it a few different ways to inspect it, then replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription..." |
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