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Firefly
Newba Pluba
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Redneck Pick Up Lines

1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
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> 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
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> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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> 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
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> 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
>switch away.
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> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
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> Woman - "WHAT?"
> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed rock.
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> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went in
>this cheap motel room.
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> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
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> and.... the best for last!
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> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
>tighten up.


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Uruloke
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The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue
Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!
Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?
I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.
I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD
Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.
Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
Get in the truck, sis!


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