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Newba Pluba |
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F#*k", the rottweiler ate him!" |
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Newba Pluba |
Suttering Cat? Or Stuttering? LOL
__________________________ Excuse me, I am having a blonde moment. |
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Newba Pluba |
Touch-eh
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Newba Pluba |
Hee Hee! Well it was still a funny joke!
__________________________ Excuse me, I am having a blonde moment. |
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Pluba Freshman |
A Montana Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and holl ered, "Stop! Stop! "You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire,and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!" |
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Good Pluba |
Not sure about the first joke, it is cute but not pee your pants funny!
The second however is very twisted therefor to me very funny, I had a cheating husband! Inever would have thought to do the saw thing however I did fant-a-size (I know it is spelt wrong!) about waiting until he was asleep then taking some super glue and attaching his thing to the side of his leg. Then put one of his yucky movies on, turning the volume up and leaving. Oh did I mention the part about tying him to the bed? Ya that too! Tee hee hee! *disclaimer this is not meant as a teaching tool. I am not responsible for any women that pulls a boppit on her cheating hubby!*  |
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Pluba Freshman |
a boppit?  thats a BOBBIT you silly goose! |
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Good Pluba |
LMAO ROTF either way his thingy was in a field somewhere! and he wasn't with it! can anyone say "detachable penis" |
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Pluba Freshman |
in a field? I thought it was thrown out along some highway. Silly me.
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Good Pluba |
LMAO ROTF I am not sure where it actually ended up, All i know is it wasn't where it should of been. LOL |
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Pluba Freshman |
Yikes!!!!
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