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Jo Jo
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Posted
Recently, I was diagnosed with A A A D D
> > >>>
> > >>>Age Activated Attention DeficitDisorder
> > >>>
> > >>>This is how it develops:
> > >>>I decide to water my garden.
> > >>>
> > >>>As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide my car needs
> > >>>washing.
> > >>>
> > >>>As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the
>porch
> > >>>table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
> > >>>
> > >>>I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
> > >>>
> > >>>I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the
>garbage
>can
> > >>>under the table, and notice that the can is full.
> > >>>
> > >>>So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
>garbage
> > >>>first.
> > >>>
> > >>>But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I
>take
>out
> > >>>the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
> > >>>
> > >>>I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1
>check
> > >>>left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside
>the
> > >>>house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been
>drinking.
> > >>>
> > >>>I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke
>aside
> > >>>so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is
> > >>>getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to
>keep
>it
> > >>>cold.
> > >>>
> > >>>As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on
>the
> > >>>counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading
>glasses
> > >>>that I've been searching for all morning.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to
>water
> > >>>the flowers.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with
>water
> > >>>and suddenly I spot the TV remote Someone left it on the kitchen
>table.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for
>the
> > >>>remote, but I won't remember that i t's on the kitchen table, so I
> > >>>decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll
>water
> > >>>the flowers.
> > >>>
> > >>>I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on
>the
> > >>>floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels
>and
> > >>>wipe up the spill.
> > >>>
> > >>>Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to
>do.
> > >>>
> > >>>At the end of the day:
> > >>>
> > >>>the car isn't washed,
> > >>>the bills aren't paid,
> > >>>there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
> > >>>the flowers don't have enough water,
> > >>>there is still only 1 check in my check book,
> > >>>
> > >>>I can't find the remote,
> > >>>I can't find my glasses,
> > >>>and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
> > >>>
> > >>>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
>really
> > >>>baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really
>tired.
> > >>>
> > >>>I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help
>for
> > >>>it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
> > >>>
> > >>>Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,
> > >>>because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.
> > >>>Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
> > >>>GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
> > >>>
> > >>>GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
> > >>>
> > >>>LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.
> > >>>
> > >>>P.S I just remembered.
> > >>>
> > >>>I LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY!
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“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
 
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Firefly
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GEESH you just described my life.

Cute. LOL


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myakkacity
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quote:
Originally posted by Jo Jo:
Recently, I was diagnosed with A A A D D

Age Activated Attention DeficitDisorder

This is how it develops:
I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the
house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.

GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC.

P.S I just remembered.

I LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE DRIVEWAY!
Smile
LMAO ROTF This isn't AAADD it is Mental Pause! and I am a proud carrier!
 
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