1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends".

15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except to send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9 listed.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.

This is really old, dude. Can't you get anything modern?

Well, it has been around awhile, but the mod's post rings true.

It's a small world, after all.

Something about tried and true - Anyway, I like it, too.

Mimi -~-~ http://am-pugs.com -~-~ "When we stop learning we die."

"2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years."

This one reminds me of that Jeff Foxworthy joke: He says do you own one of those $2000 dollar decks of playing cards? hahhaa
Meaning that is all you do on the computer is play solitare.