IF YOUR REAL, GOD

A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching

his class. He shocked several of his students when

he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no

"GOD".



Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are

real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.

I'll give you 15 minutes!"



The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard

a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted

God, saying, "Here I am. God, I'm still waiting".



His count-down got to the last couple of minutes when

a Marine - just released from active duty and newly

registered in the class - walked up to the professor

and hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling

from his lofty platform.



The professor was out cold! At first, the students were

shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine

took a seat in the front row and sat in silent.



The class fell silent....................waiting.



Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked

at the young Marine in the front row. When the

professor regained his senses and could speak, he

asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you

do that?"



The Marine said: "God was busy. He sent me."

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Originally posted by PApetlover:
IF YOUR REAL, GOD

A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching

his class. He shocked several of his students when

he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no

"GOD".



Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are

real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.

I'll give you 15 minutes!"



The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard

a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted

God, saying, "Here I am. God, I'm still waiting".



His count-down got to the last couple of minutes when

a Marine - just released from active duty and newly

registered in the class - walked up to the professor

and hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling

from his lofty platform.



The professor was out cold! At first, the students were

shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine

took a seat in the front row and sat in silent.



The class fell silent....................waiting.



Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked

at the young Marine in the front row. When the

professor regained his senses and could speak, he

asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you

do that?"



The Marine said: "God was busy. He sent me."

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