Some of these are humorous, some of these are not from the bible and some are. ENJOY!
If your Bible is in good shape, you probably aren't.
If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Ecclesiastes 4:10
morning prayer: Lord open my heart to the true beauty and splendor of your promise of eternal life that i may find strength to fight my daily battles.
the shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knee and the floor. the person who kneels to God can withstand anything
the secret of fruitfulness is giving God the first part of everyday, the best consideration in every decision and the first place in life.
God will never leave you empty. He will replace everything you lose. if He asks you to put something down, its because he wants you to pick up something greater.