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BREAKFAST
Served all day!!!

BURRITOS
3 Eggs served with Papa's potatoes, refried beans, or Spanish rice, all in a huge flour tortilla-and loads of cheese!!!

1. PAPA'S 8.29
Chorizo, red onions, green peppers, and grated cheese.
2. MONTEREY 8.29
Linguica, olives, mushrooms, Swiss cheese.
3. CALIFORNIA 8.29
Bacon, home-made guacamole, grated cheese.
4. BODACIOUS 8.29
Ham, bacon, sausage, green peppers, red onions, mushrooms, olives grated cheese.
5. MACHACA 8.29
Spicy beef, green onions, grated cheese.

OTHER THANGS
10 BREAKFAST QUESADILLY 6.29
2 eggs, sliced jalapenos, olives, onions, mushrooms, tomato, cheese.
11 COWABUNGA BREAKFAST
SANDWICH 6.99
Ham, bacon, and sausage, two eggs, Swiss and American cheeses, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on slightly toasted sourdough bread.
12 PAPA'S ALMOST FAMOUS CINNAMON FRENCH TOAST 5.99
Add blueberry, peach, or apple compote - no extra charge!!
15 EASY RIDER 4.99
Sausage, egg, cheddar cheese, bacon on a large toasted English muffin.
16 BUCKSHOT WOODY 4.99
Egg, cheese, bacon or sausage in a medium tortilla.
17 SLO RIDER 4.99
Egg, cheddar cheese, ham slices, mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles on a country potato bun.

STUFF
20 PAPA'S POTATOES 3.99
with bacon and cheese.
21 AUNT GERRY'S EX-MOTHER-IN-LAW'S sour cream streusel coffee cake (another long story) 2.79
22 GRANDMA ADRIAN'S famous brown sugar iced cinnamon rolls. 2.79

LUNCH & DINNER
Served all day - Have a burger for breakfast!
All burgers and sandwiches come with choice of fries, Murphyslaw, Papa's potato salad, green salad or Aunt Gerrymac salad. Substitute onion rings or zucchini available for additional 50¢.

Double-decker Cheeseburgers
1/3 lb. total pre-cooked weight. Served on country potato buns

30 COWBOY SURFER 8.25
Surf sauce, bacon, mayo, tomato, red onion, lettuce, pickles, American cheese.
31 OUTLAW 8.25
Bacon, mayo, BBQ sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cheddar cheese.
32 OLD TIMER 6.75
Ketchup, mustard, pickle, red onion, American cheese.
33 Bleu Bayou 8.25
Bacon, mayo, swiss chease, bleu cheese crumbles, lettuce, tomato and red onions.
34 CARIBBEAN SOUL 8.25
Bacon, bandolero sauce, guacamole, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion.
35 "EL GRANDE FRISCO" 8.95
2/3 pound quadruple decker burger - Bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, surf sauce, grilled onions on grilled parmesan sourdough toast.
36 BOCEPHUS 8.25
Pastrami, American cheese, surf sauce, pickles, red onions, lettuce, tomato, mustard.

SANDWICHES

40 MURF THE TURF 8.95
6 oz steak charbroiled with lettuce, tomato, and 2 onion rings on a parmesan toasted hoagie roll.
41 CALIFORNIA COWBOY 6.95
Roast beef, tomato, Swiss cheese, green Chile strip on a potato bun.
42 BUCKAROO 7.95
BBQ beef with Swiss cheese on a country potato bun.
43 SURF DUDE 8.25
Roast beef, surf sauce, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese on toasted parmesan sourdough .
44 LAURA'S CIA 8.25
Juicy, homemade (somewhere!) pot roast on a sourdough roll - side of juicy jus.
45 WAGNER'S PHILLY CHEESE STEAK 8.25
Provolone, grilled onion, peppers, mushrooms on a Hoagie roll.
46 BIMBO PHILLY 8.25
Substitute chicken in the Wagner's.
47 ORTEGA TURKEY MELT 8.25
Sliced Turkey breast, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, Ortega Chile, mayo on parmesan sourdough toast.
48 THE BIRD 7.95
Sliced turkey, mayo, lettuce, tomato, Swiss cheese on croissant.
49 SUPER BIRD 8.95
Add bacon to The BIRD.
50 THE SWIMMER 7.95
White fish, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, home-made tartar sauce on a country potato bun.
51 THE MOTHER CLUCKER 8.25
Large Crispy Chicken - Swiss cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo on a country potato bun.
52 THE BULLSHOOTER 8.25
Large Country Fried steak, lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo, Swiss cheese on a country potato bun.
53 LINGUICA BABOO 8.25
Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato and Bandolaro sauce on a hoagy roll.
54 CHICKEN SHOOTER 7.95
Chicken, BBQ sauce, Swiss cheese on a sourdough roll.
55 PAPA'S SEMI-FAMOUS TUNA MELT 7.95
Served open-faced on parmesan sourdough toast with bacon bits and cheddar cheese.
56 PATTY'S PATTY MELT 7.95
Two hamburger patties on open-faced rye toast, with Swiss cheese, grilled onions and grilled mushrooms.
57 THE DUTCHMAN 8.45
Open-faced chili burger (2 patties) on a potato bun, smothered with cheese and diced red onions, tomato and a pickle spear.
58 HAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM 8.25
Ham, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, surf sauce on toasted parmesan sourdough.
59 IRISH ROVER 7.95
Corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, Mady's famous beer mustard on rye.
60 THE HODADDY 8.25
Pastrami, mustard, Swiss cheese, pickles, red onion on a hoagie roll.

HOT DAWGS!!!!
Home of the Big Weenie
No one is allowed to put ketchup on their Dawgs, unless under the age of 16!!!

75 NEW YORK DAWG 3.99
Mustard, onions, sauerkraut.
76 JIM'S SOUTHSIDE DAWG 4.29
Mustard, onions, relish, pickle spear, tomato, pepperoncini, celery salt on a sourdough roll.
77 GOOD OL' Chili DAWG 4.99
Mustard, chili, onions, grated cheese (southern style add Murphy slaw-no charge).
78 CABALLERO DAWG 6.99
2 dawgs, 3 bacon strips, grated cheese, chili, onions all wrapped in a flour tortilla with sour cream-oooh yea!!!

SPECIALTIES

85 Chickadilly 7.25
Chicken, green onions, mushrooms, tomatoes and grated cheese on a large flour tortilla.
86 FISH'N CHIPS 6.25
3 pieces of fish and fries
87 FLAUTAS 6.25
3 large flour tortillas filled with shredded beef and deep-fried. Sour cream and salsa on the side.
88 Add Rice & Beans 2.50
89 PAPA'S NACHOS 6.25
Fries, chorizo, refried beans, grated cheese.
90 IRISH NACHOS 6.25
Fries, cheese, bacon, garlic pepper and green onions.
91 CHILI NACHOS 6.25
Fries, chili, cheese, onions.
92 CHICKEN STRIPS-5 pieces 6.25
93 BOWL OF CHILI 6.25
With cheese and onions
94 SHRIMP'N'CHIPS 7.25
4 large shrimp (huh?) with fries.
95 KIMO'S TACOS 5.75
2 fish tacos with bandolero sauce, cabbage, lime (salsa on request).

SALADS
Available salad dressings: Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Italian
110 SOUTHWESTERN CHICKEN SALAD 6.49
111 CHEF SALAD 6.49
112 TUNA SALAD 6.49


JUST FOR KIDS
All served with fries. Substitute onion rings or fried zucchini for additional $.50
120 CHICKEN STRIPS (3 strips) 4.75
121 GRILLED CHEESE 4.75
122 2 MINI HOT DOGS 4.75
123 CORN DOG 4.75
124 HAMBURGER 4.75
125 BEAN & CHEESE BURRITO 4.75
126 CHEESE QUESADILLA 4.75

SIDES AND EXTRAS
135 FRIES 2.99
136 ONION RINGS 3.59
137 ZUCCHINI 3.59
138 MURPHYSLAW 1.99
139 GARDEN SALAD 1.99
140 PAPA'S POTATO SALAD 1.99
141 AUNT GERRY'S MAC SALAD 1.99
142 SPANISH RICE 1.50
143 REFRIED BEANS 1.50

DESSERTS

155 HOMEMADE PEACH COBBLER 2.99
156 HOMEMADE BLUEBERRY COBBLER 2.99
157 HOMEMADE APPLE COBBLER 2.99
158 T-BIM'S FAMOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE 1.59
159 T-BIM'S FAMOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE (2) 2.99

DINNER
(served after 4:00pm)
Choice of baked potato, fries, onion rings or zucchini and toasted parmesan bread.

Choice of Mixed Green Salad, Murphyslaw, Papa's Potato Salad or Aunt GeriMac Salad. Available salad dressings: Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Italian

180 STEAK 11.95
181 COUNTRY FRIED STEAK AND
GRAVY 9.95
182 SHRIMP AND FISH 11.95
183 STEAK AND SHRIMP 13.95
184 PAPA'S "TO DIE FOR" CAJUN MEATLOAF 13.95

STUFT POTATOES
Served after 4:00pm

200 FOGHORN LEGHORN 6.95
Chicken, mushrooms & provalone cheese.
201 GASBLASTER Chili 6.95
Served with grated cheese & red onion.
202 T-BIM 6.95
Pot roast, mushrooms and provalone cheese.
203 MONTEREY 6.95
Linguica, mushrooms, olives and Swiss cheese.
204 SEMI-NORMAL 6.95
Bacon, grated cheese, sour cream and green onions.

DRINKS
20oz. Bottles
210 WILD CHERRY PEPSI 1.39
211 PEPSI VANILLA 1.39
212 DIET PEPSI 1.39
213 MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED 1.39
220 AQUAFINA WATER 1.39

32oz. Drinks From the Fountain
230 PEPSI 1.79
231 DIET PEPSI .1.79
232 MOUNTAIN DEW 1.79
233 SIERRA MIST 1.79
234 DR. PEPPER 1.79
235 ORANGE SLICE 1.79
236 MUG ROOTBEER 1.79
237 LIPTON PEACH ICED TEA 1.79
238 PINK LEMONADE 1.79